i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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