I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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