I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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