Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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