He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
