is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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