Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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