nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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