You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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