So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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