Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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