let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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