shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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