Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Drake has all the answers
Randomize
