So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he puts the penis in happiness.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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