I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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