Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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