dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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