Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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