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told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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