i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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