Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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