So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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