Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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