I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
How does one acquire holy water?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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