Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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