Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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