rhymes with "ouble enetration"
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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