I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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