She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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