That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Randomize