Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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