just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'm at about main and main street
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
