plz talk dirty to me
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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