he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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