Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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