And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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