Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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