I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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