It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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