Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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