If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
