I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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