So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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