what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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