I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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