He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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Oh Jesus.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
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