He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Never underestimate the power of titties
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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