I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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