the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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