Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
