am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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