it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Can you bring me the toilet please
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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